For Sale: Hair, 1/4" or smaller pieces of men's facial hair. I'm willing to let this collection go for a mere $30! (o.b.o.)
What you get: 1 gallon size Ziploc baggie full of discarded men's facial hair. These neglegently thrown, dropped, swiped and shaven hairs have been the bane of my marraige. I became so tirelessly striken by cleaning them off the bathroom sink, counter and floor, that my husband and I constantly fought about them.
They have led us to separate...bathrooms that is. I kicked him out of (what was previously) our bathroom, and made him move all of his personal hygeine belongings to our son's bathroom. They can be gross in there together.
The final straw came when I had to have one of those hard, and very sharp evidently, hairs removed surgically from the bottom of my foot. I was not a happy girl. When that happened, I started collecting them as I cleaned up after my husband, and diligently stored them in a bag. I just knew somebody would want them.
Suggestions for use:
-create your very own buzz cut wig!
-give them to kids with glue and make furry monster pictures as a craft
-use them as stuffing for a pillow
-put them in the bottom of your hamster's cage for warmth
-I do NOT suggest attaching them directly to your head with super glue!
Honestly, I don't care what you do with them. Just call me up, we will meet over coffee, and make the exchange. Cash only please.
This has been an excercise in creative writing, hosted by "The Red Dress Club" The prompt is: Write a humorous listing for eBay or Craig's List. Talk about the history of the items, why they must go.